What I think white men are thinking when they stare at me

Oh she’s pretty (yes I’m vain, shush)

Her hair’s really red

I wonder if she speaks English

I wonder if she speaks good English

Am I staring? Probably not

I wonder where she’s from

Can I ask her where she’s from?

That’s not rude right

I like what she’s wearing

That’s not rude right, I’m a nice guy

Why is my mouth not working

I’m not staring am I

Oh fuck she’s gone past

I should probably stop staring

Eh she can’t see me if I’m staring at her back right

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